Mandie, The Volvo-Driving Soccer Mom ([info]petitepineapple) wrote,
2005-07-16 13:42:00

Addendum

Let's give our regards to Broadway moments,
Lots of songs with sharps and flats!
Give our regards to Broadway moments,
Now we'll dance with canes and hats!
Give our regards to Broadway moments,
We'll even throw in dancing cats!

Give our regards to Broadway moments,
On with the show!

~Michael Mazur

Kool-Aid is goyish. Evaporated milk is goyish... Chocolate is Jewish and fudge is goyish. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-o is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish and... white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes, goyish. Black cherry soda is very Jewish, and macaroons are very Jewish.

~Lenny Bruce
Tags: i love jewish people

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  • 7 comments

[info]verdomed_ingelo

July 16 2005, 23:27:39 UTC 6 years ago

In regards to the macaroons- I am in hefty agreement.

[info]intoemsbrain

July 17 2005, 00:04:01 UTC 6 years ago

We have four or so Jews on this trip, including me, and my friend Jordan and I just tease each other constantly about Jewish habits.

[info]argish

July 17 2005, 16:23:14 UTC 6 years ago

macaroons are FRENCH, very French
sorry :-P

[info]petitepineapple

July 17 2005, 17:21:49 UTC 6 years ago

You're not allowed to contradict Jews. :-P

[info]argish

July 17 2005, 19:44:05 UTC 6 years ago

well I tend to act more Jewish than you, so don't contradict me :-P

[info]intoemsbrain

July 19 2005, 16:17:41 UTC 6 years ago

And I'm the most Jewish of the three of us. So ha.

[info]argish

July 21 2005, 03:59:08 UTC 6 years ago

and you won't contradict me b/c you know your heritage :-P
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